A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

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Schlong: It's Pong with 100% more Dong.

Controls:
Player 1: WS - Move, AD - Rotate

Player 2: Arrow Up/Down - Move, Arrow Left/Right - Rotate

Double tapping swings your dong. ESC quits and P restarts your game.

Developed by @Handwiches3D (Dillon Sommerville)
Music by @simplystevee (Stephen Lichota)
All proceeds go to developing the sequel/spiritual successor.

More information

Published 1 year ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS
PublisherFruit Fly Force
Release date 1 year ago
AuthorHandwiches
GenreSports
Tags3D, atari, Cute, Dark Humor, Funny, keyboard, Local multiplayer, Multiplayer, nsfw, unity
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
AccessibilityHigh-contrast
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer
Player count1 - 2
LinksHomepage

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Schlong for PC 17 MB
Schlong for Mac 21 MB
Schlong OST 4 MB

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEeRhWY97bU

This game was HILARIOUS! I didn't know when or where I originally found it... but was NOT expecting what I got :) Great job and keep up the awesome work!


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Hahaha thank you! I watched your video and loved it. I'll definitely contact you whenever my next project comes out.

thank you so much! I eagerly await :)

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Windows defender says the windows version has a Trojan:Win32/Maltute.C!cl

This is a known false-positive being generated by Unity lately. If you update your Windows Defender definitions, it should eliminate the false-positive. Thank you for pointing this out!

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My Buddy and i found your game on reddit and had to make a video of it. Love your work. Keep on schlonging <3.

You guys rule, I almost cried laughing at the porn joke. Thank you for this video. <3 And nice editing!

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TO CHROMEBOOKS!! DOES NOT WORK AT ALL!

Hey Goth1856, could you give me a little more of a description as to what you're experiencing. Does the options box come up before you hit play? Is the game hard crashing right after pressing play?