A downloadable game for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux

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Schlong: It's Pong with 100% more Dong.

Controls:
Player 1: WS - Move, AD - Rotate

Player 2: Arrow Up/Down - Move, Arrow Left/Right - Rotate

Double tapping swings your dong. ESC quits and P restarts your game.

Developed by @Handwiches3D (Dillon Sommerville)
Music by @simplystevee (Stephen Lichota)
All proceeds go to developing the sequel/spiritual successor.

More information

Published122 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, Mac OS X, Linux
PublisherFruit Fly Force
Release date121 days ago
AuthorHandwiches
GenreSports
Tags3D, atari, Cute, Dark Humor, Funny, keyboard, Local multiplayer, Multiplayer, nsfw, unity
Average durationA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
AccessibilityHigh-contrast
Player count1 - 2
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Schlong for PC 17 MB
Schlong for Mac 21 MB
Schlong OST 4 MB

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEeRhWY97bU

This game was HILARIOUS! I didn't know when or where I originally found it... but was NOT expecting what I got :) Great job and keep up the awesome work!


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Hahaha thank you! I watched your video and loved it. I'll definitely contact you whenever my next project comes out.

thank you so much! I eagerly await :)

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Windows defender says the windows version has a Trojan:Win32/Maltute.C!cl

This is a known false-positive being generated by Unity lately. If you update your Windows Defender definitions, it should eliminate the false-positive. Thank you for pointing this out!

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My Buddy and i found your game on reddit and had to make a video of it. Love your work. Keep on schlonging <3.


You guys rule, I almost cried laughing at the porn joke. Thank you for this video. <3 And nice editing!

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TO CHROMEBOOKS!! DOES NOT WORK AT ALL!

Hey Goth1856, could you give me a little more of a description as to what you're experiencing. Does the options box come up before you hit play? Is the game hard crashing right after pressing play?